What will happen when I interview myself?? Let’s have a look.
ME: (drinks the coffee in one gulp in front of me, even before the interview started)
INTERVIEWER: sir, can we begin?
ME: why not?(adjusts the tie even though it’s already perfect, like you know,”formalities”)
INTERVIEWER: so sir, what is your name?
ME: and I thought I was famous(😟)
INTERVIEWER: no sir, it’s not like that, just for the people who don’t know you.
ME: Filhaz. Mohammed Filhaz.
INTERVIEWER: sir, why is your name so weird…..I mean, “special”?
ME:I guess because it is rare….or, “beautiful” or,……. completely out of the world? I don’t know.
INTERVIEWER: anyways sir, what’s your age?
INTERVIEWER: sir,can you speak about your family?
ME: I have two brothers. Use your logical knowledge to find out who else are there In my family.
INTERVIEWER: in one word, how will you describe yourself?
INTERVIEWER: Oh I see. That is so pathetic.
INTERVIEWER:sir, where you ever in a relationship?
ME:(bursts out laughing)
INTERVIEWER: sir, what’s funny?
ME: sorry man, I thought that was a joke.
INTERVIEWER:so, what is your ambition?
ME: I want to do biochemical engineering
INTERVIEWER: Sir, can you spell it?
ME: no thanks I’ll just be a pilot.
INTERVIEWER: sir, do you have any passion?
ME: designing would do. I’m so proud of my designing that only 56 of my designs got rejected at the famous Designpros.com
INTERVIEWER: sir, how many did you submit?
ME: oh, i submitted 57
INTERVIEWER: oh I see.
INTERVIEWER: sir do you have any hidden talent? Do you know singing?
ME: I don’t know for sure whether I KNOW singing or not but all I know for sure is that 3 years ago when I sang a song, I spoiled my cousins wedding, the people started crying and the windows broke. Anyways, hear my song….
INTERVIEWER: sir,no sir please we want to live.
INTERVIEWER: sir what moment do you consider as the turning point in your life?
ME: oh! I just turned around to drink water not a couple hours ago, and there are many other points like this in my life
INTERVIEWER: Da chaliya…..
INTERVIEWER: anyways sir, thank you for your kind little moments towards us and I’ll hope that I’ll never see you again.